The LibLabCon - And Introducing Your Next Government

There are some problems with voting liblabcon that most people seem to overlook in their fervent attempts to look clever because they watched Question Time or managed to read a whole article in 'The Times' without stopping.

Let's start with the Conservatives. Starting with national security, they have suddenly started sounding American - they will start a 'National Security Council' and a 'National Resilience Team for Homeland Security' - HOMELAND SECURITY! This is of course to protect us from all the nasty people who want to blow us up (like MI5). Just look at the wonderful job the department of HOMELAND SECURITY is doing in the USA..and take heart that we are next in line.



Foreign Policy - rather reads like a school boys idealistic essay.



A small choice pick: 'work towards greater stability in Afghanistan and Pakistan'. No mention of our boys dying to maintain the geopolitical empire of the Anglo-American establishment whilst ensuring the supply of opium continues to flood out of the area in ever increasing rates? Oh, ok then.

We will maintain a strong, close and frank relationship with the United States. Patriots across the country are wiping their brows in relief. Phew! That is the same United States that invades, tortures, uses depleted uranium, props up dictators when it benefits their corporations and instigates revolutions in other countries that don't benefit their corporations, and supplies Israel with all its military might to maintain its country-sized concentration camp.

Climate Change
'We can confirm our aim of reducing carbon emission by 80% by 2050'

First problem...man made climate change doesn't exist - and unless you've been living in cave of mainstream ignorance you will know this. Heavily heavily documented on this blog and thousands of others.

Second problem...do you have any idea what reducing our 'carbon emissions' by 80% actually entails! Well, I'd stock up on paraffin lamps if I were you.

The EU

The media has slyly turned the debate away from the European issue and Cameron has escaped on the 'referendum question'. With Liblabcon there is no way out of the EUSSR and what it has in store for us in the next couple of decades.

Liberal Democrats are heavily pro-EU and also have gone 'green' mad - from their manifesto - 'there are only a few years to stop runaway climate change'. Large portions of their policies consist of environmental fascism in the name of the carbon religion. Utter Al Gorian nonsense. They also support the war in Afghanistan. That's poor form.

And do we really need to comment on the Labour party? They've shown us their policies quite clearly in the last 13 years.

The other major area of concern is of course the economy. Hahahahaha. Read this: Britain's Election: Welcome to No Choice Democracy

Your next leader is already ordained anyway. To anyone who has seen Ring Of Power or who understands how 'bloodlines operate' in our stranger-than-fiction reality, this story will be easy to understand. In fact, it's appearance in The Times couldn't have been a clearer message to those in the know.